Slags N Stags

Join Don and his best man Clive as they make their way to the last bastion of male freedom before the man is chained in holy matrimony. Scene 1: While Don sits in the limousine, he talks to Vicky, his bride-to-be, on the phone and wishes her a happy bachelorette party. Unfortunately, she is still being rammed at work, but for Don the evening has begun with aplomb when Teri, "the limousine lady," blows all the nerves from last night. Scene 2: Don arrives at the club and gets ready for the party, but what is this, a bachelor party without strippers? Boring Steve, one of the ushers, has been sent to pick up a cheeky pair of ladies from the hotel, but in the end he becomes anything but boring, first sampling the merchandise and leaving Don and Clive with serious itching to be scratched! Scene 3: Clive finally bites the bullet and leads Don to the private members' area, where a leggy blonde and redhead works in and on the members' "private area". The stag party is now in full swing, and the boys order the traditional spit-roast from the menu, and no hole remains unlocked! Scene 4: Vicki, the bubbly bride, is still stuck at work on her bachelorette party when two of her friends surprise her with a bottle of champagne and some party favors. After she is dressed in the standard bachelorette party outfit, including the plates for the students, a gentle "clucking" begins. In no time at all, the action changes through the gears into a throaty clutch frenzy that burns all the rubber and gets Vicky ready for the open road! Scene 5: In true stag night style Don wakes up and finds himself in an impressive dress and chained to a metal gate. Oh no! he calls home sheepishly, only to find that Vicky has more urgent things on her mind... and in her mouth. Anything Don can do, she can do better! She sets out to take over both stallions and breaks her DP duck with a virgin's smile.