Teen Power 15

Sooooeeeeeee! This here is a record harvest of corn fed lassies with nice heavy butter sacks. Who cares if one day these young people will waddle around with two kids on their hips? They get them fresh from the vine. These cheeky ta-tas are better than corn grits and a raccoon dog to keep a man healthy and happy. So get out the corncob pipe, Grandpa, and remember what it was like to roll in the hay with red-cheeked girls who didn't mind the smell of manure in the morning!